- It requires absolutely no dealing with poop. Just dirty water when the water needs changed, which is not that often and does not stink up the house.
- It does not destroy ANYTHING of mine.
- It does not make loud noises and keep me up at night.
- It is not demanding
- It does not fight anyone.
- It does not cause pain
- It's improving condition since buying it proves that I can care for something fairly well.
- It's there, in that spot, no matter what. I can walk there, and it's there! In it's little tank, just living it's little life.
Isn't that just perfect? It doesn't stick it's butthole in my face. It doesn't ruin my couch. The first couch I ever bought myself. Like EX's dumb cat has, ugh, my poor couch! It doesn't make noises at night. It doesn't attack the kids. It doesn't poop and stink up the house. It requires very very little maintenance, and watching it grow and thrive brings me happiness as I talk to it in that little baby voice. "Ohhh who's my sweet little crabby-one?"
